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Everything on a bernard-hosted site is changed by asking. Tell ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini what you want, and approve the result before it goes live. Find your problem below; each page has the prompt ready to paste.

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Yours

Your site and what's on it

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I have new work11

New work, new photos, news - get it on the site.

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Pages & menus10

Add, remove and reorganise whole pages.

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Look & feel13

Fonts, colours, images, layout - change how it looks.

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Working with images4

Add, crop, swap and choose the photos on your site - your AI does the editing.

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Your photos, organised14

Know what you have, where it came from, and what you're allowed to use - so you never lose a photo, or publish one you don't own.

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Words & tone4

Say it better - rewrite, shorten, translate.

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Blog & articles7

Write, edit and organise posts - your AI does the typing.

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Video editing10

Turn the videos you already have into clips, trailers, captions and chapters - Bernard finds the moments and does the cutting; you approve and post.

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Products & selling16

Keep your shop honest and current - and take payment on your own site.

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Courses & teaching22

Sell what you know - build lessons and modules on your own site, no learning platform to run.

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Quizzes & certificates6

Test what they learned - quizzes with automatic marking, pass marks, retakes and certificates.

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Students & members13

Who gets in and how - selling a course, enrolling people, free courses, membership clubs, and helping a learner who is stuck.

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Contacts9

Everyone who buys, joins a course or asks to hear from you, gathered in one place, with a plain record of what they agreed to.

What Bernard does

Bernard at work

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Moving in24

Bring what you already built - your site, your courses, your shop - across from wherever it lives now. One page per place you might be leaving, each honest about how the move actually works.

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Something's wrong17

Fix what's out of date or broken - in one ask.

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Make it better16

Sharpen what's already there - clearer structure, stronger calls to action, words people search for, FAQs AI assistants quote.

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Being found20

Help Google and AI assistants understand your site.

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Peace of mind24

Approvals, undo, safety, cost - how the guardrails work, and how bernard checks your site for you.

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Doing it well13

Best practices your AI should follow - safe changes, fast pages, a healthy site.

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Emails that send themselves11

A welcome when someone signs up, a thank-you when they buy, a check-in while they learn - written in your voice, approved by you, sent on time without you.

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AI agent automation6

Run your site like a bookshop, not a book - stock, shelves and window kept fresh. Automate Bernard with standing jobs and get a short note when something needs you.

Talking to people

Reaching people

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Getting known24

Become the one AI recommends - show up where people and AI already look, in your own voice, over time. No slop, no instant fixes.

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Email campaigns22

Write one-off news to the people who asked to hear from you - preview the exact email, test it safely and approve the audience before it leaves.

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Forms & signups3

Capture the people who want to hear from you - signup boxes, waitlists and enquiry forms, wired to your own list or your mailing provider, with consent done properly.